twilight sucks.
Journal Entry: Thu Jun 5, 2008, 10:13 AM
a lot.
the main character is a selfish emo little bitch. and her LOVER, edward, has no personality to speak of. the only good character, jacob black, gets screwed over by our lovable heroine on multiple occasions. the writing sucks, it reads like fanfiction written by a thirteen year old girl with no idea about how relationships or the REAL WORLD works. there is no finesse, as is clear in the way the author thinks she has to catalogue EVERY SECOND of EVERY DAY of our heroine's life. you would think a book with VAMPIRES and WEREWOLVES would be more interesting, but alas.
if you have read this book, I'm sorry. if you haven't, AVOID IT LIKE THE PLAGUE.
also, if you liked this book/series, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME WHY.
- Mood:
Sarcastic - Reading: NOT twilight, thank god
- Watching: CODE GEASS IS THE SHIT
- Drinking: never again
Devious Comments
EVERYTHING ELSE IN THAT SERIES KILLS MY BRAIN.
The LJ comm I'm a member of is doing an epic parody re-read of the seires with lots of snarking, and honestly, it's far more palpable than the original works.
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"Lord, grant that I may always desire to do more than I can accomplish."
I do agree with you on the Jacob Black front, however--I'd like it a hell of a lot better if HE were the one to get Bella instead D:
Have you ever tried to write a full-length story? If your pointing out that detail-oriented thing, I'm guessing you haven't. I run into that problem in fanfics all the time, and it's a HUGE effort to cut back on it, and try to only highlight the important stuff. I'm probably a bit wierd, but I find all those details actually really interesting
Cookies for you if you read all of that
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Destiny is a bitch. A big, fat, Avatar hating bitch.
--Me, on finding out that Season 3 would not premiere until September 21
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS SHIT IS SO POPULAR. D:
Good thing I only read books that would be found in the literature section. >_>
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Let's bypass the bullshit,
and move on because the minute hand moves faster
than you think it does
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Let's bypass the bullshit,
and move on because the minute hand moves faster
than you think it does
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Let's bypass the bullshit,
and move on because the minute hand moves faster
than you think it does
poor jacob.
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Let's bypass the bullshit,
and move on because the minute hand moves faster
than you think it does
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"I'm a mother. I'm an expectant mother."
~ Brendon Urie
It's okay. 3: Maybe... One day.... They'll enjoy good books.
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